I have 311 friends, 191 more than average. 61% are male, 39% are female. 99 are single, 98 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 11 people, 1 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 22 people. If I died today, an estimated 456 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 91% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.3 children over my lifetime.